I'm So Back...And Things are Good

So like first off...Hi.  And second, I'm so sorry to have been gone for long, but I totally have a good reason.

Sheldon (dad) works for this like mega conglomerate agency of some sort.  It's some big company with like 3 or 4 letters as an acronym and it seems that everyone knows what it is, but me.  But that's cool, because, I don't really care.  Well anyway, some guy at his work turns out to be this like super smart computer-college freak and had been stealing a bunch of the company's information and selling it to other big huge companies.  Well, someone at like the government found out about it and started totally following this guy without him knowing, and Sheldon was all part of the "operation."  But in order for Shell to help out he had to give up all his usernames and passwords for all his accounts on all of his computers.  So like, there I am, writing about Joyce's brain tumor and my dad busts in and tells me to stop what I'm doing.  So, anyway, they have finished the "operation" and they totally like busted the guy, and now I have access to post again.

I know how hard it must have been for all of my followers not to be able to hear from me for so long, but it was like super-secret, big government stuff and Sheldon totally needed my help.  If you guys think you had it bad, get this...I couldn't even have a cell phone until this whole thing was finished.  Yeah, I know, can you believe it?

Well, I have my new phone (The Kin, natch) and a few things have happened since we last made contact.

I'll be quick, but honestly, a lot has happened.  Camden, Sheldon, Blake and I went to Hawaii for a couple of weeks in March.  It was all like super warm and all, but we stay at this place where like most of the people are all old and stuff, so, Camden and I would pretty much just hang out at the beach all day cruising the hot guys.  It's so not like Miami though, and so many of the people on the beach are like over 30.  And even though the beaches are super soft sand and the water is really warm, can you imagine having to hang out with such old people all the time?  It was nice to get home.

Okay, I had to take a break from Buffy.  Things were just getting too dark for me in Sunnydale.  Now that doesn't mean I won't finish up all 7 seasons, it just means that I needed to take a little time off while Buffy comes to grips with the loss of Joyce etc.

Speaking of breaks, it's so summer, and I've been to the beach like everyday there has been sun.  And while I'm totally not going to give out my address, I can tell you that I live in Marshfield, MA, and it's been like the best summer ever.  I'm crushing on like 5 different guys right now, and while I'm def not giving up the goods, I may have to scoop on a few of them.

The biggest news ever is that the best show to hit TV in eons hast started on ABC Family.  It's called Pretty Little Liars, and I'm so on board with everyone and everything that's going on in the little upscale town of Rosewood.

There have only been a few episodes so far, and I can't say that it ranks up there with Buffy or the OC, but I will tell you, that I like how it's started, and I love where it's going.  I'll fill you all in on that in the next few postings.

Because it's Summer, TV has been somewhat bleak, but I'm remaining optimistic and very hopeful for Fall.  I've seen some pretty good movies this week too like The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo , which was almost better than the book.  I loved it.

Okay, snooze alert, I get it.  I just wanted to let you all know that I hadn't disappeared and that I'm so here for all of you.  :) We have so much to talk about real soon.  Examples.  Mel Gibson, This oil leak thing, Megan Fox marrying that super old guy.  Ugh, I know...too much for right now, but we'll catch up soon.

Kisses -

A.S.

Joyce has a Brain Tumor

Oh no.  And for the first time, they mentioned cell phones.  Why does this intern at the hospital keep showing up in all these scenes.  Is he going to go for Buffy now?  His name is Ben. Hmmm.

I'm Psyched. Buffy and Spike Are Totally Getting Close

We just found out that Joyce needs a CT Scan, and it hit Buffy kind of hard, so she went outside to cry.  Spike comes out with a shot gun ready to kill B and he sees that she's upset.  He puts the gun down and pats her back to make her feel better.  Riley is history!  He's to clean for me Buffy anyway.

Now we have a new character to deal with.  Glory.  Love they name, and she's kind of got a cool voice.

Spike just got busted by Riley sniffing Buffy's pink sweater.  He's in looooooove.  Then he called Riley "White Bread."  That's so funny.  I think my love for Riley is slipping.  He'd be like all fun to show off at the prom, but then I think I'd be all like "what are you still doing here?"

Need to run.

Kisses -

A.S.

I'm So Confused

Everyone's back.  Drucilla, that pig Rita from Dexter, Angel.  But the problem is that we've gone back in time again, and I hate it when they do that.  I can't keep up.  And how come Gile's store is so busy?  Xandler needs a job.

I'm still so bummed about Corey.  Luckily I found cool stuff.  Did you know that there is   was a Corey Haim backpack?  I'm so ordering it. 

I think if I was Corey Feldman, I'd be worried that my days are numbered.  Seriously, right?

Oh my God, remember in License to Drive they were cutting the limes on the dashboard of the car?  So awesome!

License to Drive on DVD

Amy Adams is Totally Cousin Beth on BTVS

I'm so freaking excited, I can't stand it!  Amy Adams had a role on Buffy.  Like way before she did Enchanted.

The only gross things is that Willow and Tara are now slow dancing at the Bronze.  They're so proud of their love.  Barf.  I'm not grossed out that they are lesbians, but I'm so grossed out that Willow is so gross.  I have to say that I'm blazing through these episodes today.  I think that Riley is going to leave soon.  Spike is having sex dreams about Buffy. Giles opened The Magic Box.  Buffy just got stabbed with her own wooden stake.  Xandler and Anja are like cemented at the hip.  But that's cool, because I love Anja.  Oh did I mention that Willow is gross?

Oh, and this is the worst part.  Remember in Gossip Girl when Sarena's old friend came into town and stirred up trouble?  Michelle Trachtenberg played the bad see, and I hated her.  I didn't hate her character, I hated her stupid puffy lips and the hooker red lipstick she always wear.  And they always put the bad girl in black leather jackets.  Can you give us a little credit please.  Oh, but here's where it goes bad.  Turns out Michelle got her start on BTVS.  Ugh, she came to us during the first episode as Buffy's sister from bording school, Dawn.  She's even more gross now that she was in Gossip Girl.  She's like 14 and there's story line about her not really being Buffy's sister, but that part is still confusing to me.

I downloaded the episodes to my iPad and totally got busted watching it in English Class.  But now I'm at lunch and I'm trying to finish up the episode now.  I got this cool case for it (the iPad I mean) and I love it.  My friend Camden is all like, "where'd you get that?"  And I'm all "amazon, dummy."  Der.

Okay, I gotta bolt and get to my Algebra class.  Still haven't had a chance to mourn the loss of Corey Haim.  I gotta get a tee-shirt or something.

Kisses -

A.S.

I'm so Going to Buy a Corey Haim Backpack Today

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Corey Haim - Dead at 38

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Season 5 - Episode 5

Big day today in Sunnydale. -

1. Joyce is totally sick and we don't know what's wrong yet.  Last episode she passed out.
2. Giles is opening the magic shop today
3. Buffy is feeling under-appreciated by Joyce, so not sure where that will go.

Okay, I just got a call. Corey Haim is so dead!  I'll have to leave this post for now to express my grief on another post.

Like, I'm So Sorry That I've Been Away for Like So Long

I'm so totally onto Season 5 now with BTVS, but first a big birthday shoutout to my friend Heather.  She's like so getting older.  She totally skipped school today and I got a text that she was down by the water having lunch. :)

Disc 4, Season 4

So much has happed since we last spoke.  I officially have a favorite episode.  It's called "Hush" and everyone loses their voice for the like almost the whole episode.  I watched the Special Features on the disc and they had a mini Making of Hush and it was interviews with the creative people behind it.  The show totally had these old blue guys who floated around town.  It was very cool.  Okay, so much to cover...

Professor or Secret Government Scientist?  Well, both my predictions for the Professor were wrong.  Evidently she's in charge of project 314, which is a beast she is building down at the Initiative.  What's the Initiative?  It's the name of the government control center that, get this, is located under he frat house.  I know...awesome.  So to get to the initiative you have to look into this mirror and a retinal scan is done to verify your identity.  The the mirror slides open to an elevator and that takes you down.  So the place is like wicked huge and they've got all these labs and equipment.  Turns out project 314 has come to life and he's just killed the professor. 

Riley, it turns out is a military special agent and is working for, or shall I say, worked for Maggie the professor.  They have been kidnapping demons at night to study them and take their good parts to give to Adam.  Oh, Adam is the name of the beast they are building.  It would have been too easy to call him 314.  Well, Adam is hungry and has escaped so now Buffy are Riley are giong to have to team up to get him.

Willow has a girlfriend Tara, but they haven't touched each other's naughty things yet.  Of course this chick is as big a dork as Willow.  They're perfect for each other.  I'm not looking forward to their first kiss.  Remember Tara (old milk).

Xandler isn't doing much of anything except for Anja.  He doesn't go to school, so he sells sports bars and delivers pizza when he's not hanging out in the basement.

Giles is just starting to bug me.  Spike is living in a crypt and Faith just woke up out from her coma.  She's lurking outside of Giles' house now.  The Gang is trying to figure out a way to capture Adam.

Coupla things.  Willow is so gross in this episode.  She's wearing a hat that she has pulled down around her ears and looks ridiculous.  And she's doing some sort of Flashdance thing with a sweater, that doesn't even match the hat.  Ick. Faith has a really long face.

I was so texting C&C yesterday and I said "I hope when Willow dies, that she's sad and alone."  I guess that makes me mean, but it's TV, so I can say those things. 

I wish I had Buffy's email addres and Riley's phone #.  Woof.

Gotta run,

- Kisses

A.S.

He's Gone Willow...Move On!

Riley is a Demon Hunter - I wish I was a Demon.

Oh my God, could he be any hotter?  Those 501s are calling my name.  So Riley is an agent with some government agency and professor Walsh is his commanding officer.  Spike just showed up to Willow's dorm room.  Of course she was just sitting in her room.  That's cause none of the boys are calling her. Poor Willow.  He just bit her neck  Okay wait, he's trying to bite her neck, but he can't seem to do it.  Wow, Willow sure knows how to turn a guy off.

Is it wrong to pause the TV when it show's Riley's butt in those jeans?

Harmony is The Best

I'm not talking Jonas Brothers harmony.  I'm talking about Spike's girlfriend.  She's in the lair hanging posters of unicorns. She's so pretty and ironic.  Maybe I should grow my hair out more.  Hmmmm.  Just a thought to keep you up tonight. :)

Xandler and Giles are in the woods trying to hunt down the guys with the stun guns and Riley is at a party trying to get himself a little bit of the Buff.  She's been hurt before Ry, so tred lightly.

Back to Harmony - She is setting Spike's music (The Sex Pistols) and clothes on fire in the cemetery.  She's perfect.  I think I need to head over to IMDB and find out more.

Time for lunch for me.  Chat later.

Kisses -

A.S.

Paging Mrs. Riley Finn - Party of One

Kisses -

A.S.

Ick, are the Olympics Over Yet?

No lie.  Me with Granny, Blake and Sheldon stretched out on the sofa yawning our way through the freakin' Olympics last night.  Ugh!  I don't mind watching if it's hot guy.  But ugly guys, lesbians and gay figure skaters need not apply.

Like for example.  Could Shaun White be any scarier looking? How much time can one guy spend on his hair?  And he's got this enormous mouth and biggest teeth I've ever seen.  He reminds me that weird guy from Children of the Corn.  And then all the Emo chicks on the half pipe?  Cut to Blades of Fire with Lycacek.  Like, I'm all for rooting everyone on, but bring on the straight available hot guys.  What?  I'm stuck with Bodie Miller again?  He's very John Corbett and all, but whater happened to all the 19-year-old ski hunks?  Well, I tell you, they weren't on TV last night.  Oh, and as a result of the Lamelympics, I got no new laughs from 30 Rock or Parks & Recreation.  When are the closing ceremonies anyway?  Ugh.

Okay, well at least I have my friends in Sunndale. I'm on disc two of Season 4, and things are really picking up. Spike has been apprehended by some freak show military guys who stun-gunned him; and now he's in a fish bowl while they start some tests (we're not sure yet if it's government or a private agency).  Riley is so into Buffty, but he's just not there yet.  Seems professor Walsh is getting on everyone's nerves.  I think we may know what's going to happen with her.  Prediction.  I know, I should pick only one, but I'm throwing out two.  Prof Walsh either dies in the next episode and turns mega-vamp evil, or she and Giles hook up and she joins the gang for nightly patrols.  Fingers crossed for joining the gang!

Ick - I have a Mathlete's meeting.  Any 19-year-old Math hunks wanna join?

Kisses -

A.S.

By Far the Best Season Ever...

I'm like so over excited for this season.  I'm 5 episodes in and I can't stop watching.  I've heard people say that about books. :)  So much is going on since we last chatted, and I don't quite know where to begin.  Okay, I guess the biggest story is between Oz and Veruca (she's the skankie groupie-turned-singer who's now headlining at The Bronze nearly every night).  Well Willow being so clued in was quick to notice that Oz was holding his own wooden stake for Veruca.  They have an unspeakable connection, and well it turns out that V is a skank-wolf and she and Oz did the deed  -  Twice.  Naturally Will came bouncing in with her Hello Kitty clothes and found O&V naked in the cage after just having had gross Wolf sex.

Whilst trying to cast a spell on evil V, Will is interrupted by an attack from her new frenemy.  Buffy shows up, kills V and spares Oz.  However, Oz awakens only to realize that he must leave Sunnydale, as to not cause anymore pain that he already has.  Honestly, I'm okay with it.

The next big story is Parker the Pansy.  Turns out he is a big dog (not a wolf) and is tagging all the co-eds. Well Buffy calls it quits during the "Beer Bad" episode where all the beer being served at the Bronze makes anyone who drinks it stupid.  Xandler is, of course, the new bartender in town, and wallowing in her loss of Parker, Buffy fis the new barfly hooked on the dangerous brew.  She turns into a cavewoman and that's when she's mustered enough energy to break it off with Parker.  Now she can focus on Riley.

Okay, going out to dinner now with Granny and Sheldon.

Kisses -

A.S.

It's Halloween in CreepyDale

Of course Will is dressing up like a Joan of Ark. I hope someone burns her tonight. I'm sensing a change a change in her sexual preference. Buffy is now officially working Professor Walsh's TA. I think she's going to be giving him some T & A. Dirty Red Ridin Hood.

Xander is such a townie, but I'm sure he's going to register for classes soon enough. I've renamed Xander to Xandler (a cross between Xander and Chandler - from Friends). It's like he's a Matthew Perry wannabe. What's that all about?

I love Halloween. But I guess I don't want to rush things. I'm just looking forward to Spring. I'm going to get so tanned this year, and I'm going to spend so much time at the beach. Oh my God, ice cream every night. I'm so over winter. Luckily, Sheldon and Blake are taking me and Madden to Hawaii next month.

Uh oh, Oz just turned into a warewolf and scratched Willow (wahoo) and Xandler is invisible to everyone (double wahoo). Willow is the worst witch ever. Am I supposed to be rooting for her? That is so never going to happen.

I'm off to Spanish. Adios.

Kisses -

A.S.

Spike is Back!

And he's dating Harmony.  They're looking for the gem of Amara.

Okay, Buffy just used a payphone to call Giles.  It's 2000.  Does she really not have a cell phone yet?  Seriously, I was like 5 in 2000 and had had a cell phone for 2 years.  I want to send her a text back in time, but like she'd never get it. 

Xander is living in his basement and Anya just showed up and is forcing herself on him.  Buffy is now dating some guy named Parker.  The jury is still out on him, but he seems like he might be a good guy.  We'll see... Oh wait, it looks like she's gonna give it to him.  Don't do it Buffy.  Where is your good girl voice?  Keep your clothes on.  Buffy NO!  Ugh...too late.

Well, at least he brought her coffee the next day.  He's seems too good to be true.  Something big is coming.

Well maybe not.  He was just a typical guy.  Got what he wanted and moved on.  Well anyway, Buffy's roommate Kathy is a little crazy and is snooping through Buff's closet right now.  Oh what's this?  A crossbow?  Nice.  Now Buffy just used the same payphone again to check her messages at home.  And, of course her messages are on an anwering machine, not voice mail. Really guys?

I'm starving. Talk soon.

Kisses -

A.S.

UC Sunnydale? On to Season 4 I Go!

Okay, I'm 15 minutes into season 4, and I'm loving it!  I wonder if that is really what colllege is like.  Buffy just got thrown out of Introduction to Pop Culture.  Of course, she's met like 4 guys already.  Duh!  Willow still talks like she's got taffy in her mouth, but they cut her hair off in attempts to undo all the lame tween crap they made us suffer through the last 3 years.  She is still a tool, and I'm guessing she always will be.

The vampires just showed up and captured Eddie (Buffy's Psych 101 classmate).  Xander hasn't appeared yet, and I'm okay with that.  Buffy is living off campus, so not sure if Joyce is going to show up this season.  Who pays for a dorm room when your house is a mile down the road? Not getting that part (especially when she and Joyce are always talking about how tight money is).

Giles just had nasties with some chick from his college days.

Okay, we just met the surfer dude vampire, and this hot chick vampire, Sunday.  I kind of like her, but I think she's gonna die soon. :)

Willow is still wearing puffy sweaters.  You can take the girl out of Tool Town...

Where is my Sunnydale T-shirt?  I ordered it last week, and I want to have it for this weekend.  I need to get Season 7 too.  I can't believe it's only Thursday.  It totally feels like Friday.  I forgot to bring my lunch today, so I have no idea what I'm going to have to snarf down.  Luckily Blake slipped my $20 before I left.  She's the best.

Oh, Xander is back and yes, he's at the Bronze.

Gotta run, bus is pulling up to school.  I'll check in with you during Study Hall.

Kisses -

A.S.

Goodbye Sunnydale High?

So, like for real?  They blew up Sunnydale High School to kill the mayor during the Ascention?  I like had no idea that was happening.  Okay, I'm tyring not to like freak out, but I've heard rumblings that Cordelia is off the show for good.  I did a little sleuthing and it appears that she went to join the cast of Angel (the spinoff).  Ugh, I'm so bummed

There is however, some light at the end of the Slayer tunnel.  I'm stopping by to pick up Season 4 from C & C tonight.  Okay, they totally work at Shaw's, and they are the deli twins.  I heard a funny thing on Family Guy today.  These chicks were picking on Meg, and they said "where are you going to return those empty soda cans...The ShawSkank Redemption Center?"  It toally made me think of meat slicing friends.

So grandma is in town and I guess she's making dinner tonight.  She hasn't cooked in like 30 years, so Blake forced her into going to the store (yes, Shaws) to get a roast to put into a crock pot so dinner would be ready when we all get home.  Granny isn't such a good cook, and she really loves her big bottle of wine.  She's not a day drinker though, so she shouldn't be drunk until dessert.

So need to jam, but will chit chat with you all when I get back home.

Kisses -

A.S.

The Prom

I just watched the Prom episode and I have like the biggest goosebumps ever!  Cordelia is probably the prettiest person I've ever seen.  I hope I look that good at my prom :)

2 episodes left for Season 3.  Graduation parts 1 & 2.  Moving on to part 1 now.  I can't believe they are graduating.  Luckily they are all going to college right down the street. I bet they're going to miss Sunnydale.

Kisses -

A.S.

Tuesday's Tribulations

So, it's day two of the school week and so far and so good. I totally aced the math quiz.  It's snowing again, so I got to wear my new boots. 

Toby texted me right before bed, said he had fun.  I think I'll see him sometime tomorrow.  It's kind of cool that we don't have any classes together.

Last night was kind of a bust.  The Olympics are killing me.  We watched snowboarding, which was okay, but I'm so not interested in all the other countries.  The worst part is that most of the shows I like are going to be repeats for the next two weeks.  Ugg!

Okay, got get to Spanish.

Kisses -

A.S.

Almost Dinner Time...

I'm like super excited for dinner.  Blake has outdone herself.  She said Madden could come over if I wanted.  Oh, and in case you're wondering, Madden is like my best friend ever, so yeah, she'll be coming over.  I love hanging out with her, and we like all the same things.  She totally goes on vacation with my family and I go with hers.  She's the best.  Hi, future maid of honor.  :)

So like Toby texted me and was all like "are you going to the mall tonight?"  As if!  It's like Monday and no one goes to the mall on Monday.  He said they were gonna hang at Uno's for a slice and would text me later.  He better.  Toby and I have been "not dating" for like 6 weeks.  He's cool and my dad actually played video games with him the last time he came over.  I'm all like "Dad, he's so not here to see you."  So I called Madden over and we downloaded a bunch of shows off of iTunes.  No big whoop I guess.  At least my parents like him, and he's totally cute, and has good breath.  Oh and he totally doesn't spray all that Axe crap all over, but he does smell like soap which is soooo much better than B.O.

Dinner time.  Later.

Kisses -

A.S.

Putting Buffy to Bed for the Night

I've got to free myself up for a more diverse entertainment schedule for the night. Like it's super fun living in the 90's with B & Cordy, but it's time to live in the now.  I'll see them again tomorrow.  Okay, so shout out to all the OTH fans.  New show airs tonight and I'm psyched.  Two words.  Nate Scott.  Yum.  I'm convinced he's the one that started the whole "it's cool to wear black socks when you play basketball" thing.  He's such a babe.  What was life like before The CW? So while my Mom is trying to win a Dream Home from HGTV, I'm trying to win a "walk on" with One Tree Hill.  Oh my God, can you imagine them coming to my school to shoot a scene.  I would die, and everyone would be all like "Autum's the best."  I'm sure they're already saying that anyway.  JK.

Okay, so I'm feeling a little overwhelmed with things to do tonight.  Homework is so done. Blake (Mom) is making something that smells amazing.  Crepes with something stuffed inside with a sauce over the top.  She's such a good cook.  What?  Blake?  Yes, that's her name.  How cool is it that my mother has the same first name as like one of the hottest chicks on TV? I love it when she (my Blake not Gossip Girl Blake) tries to talk all cool with me like she's 18 again.  What a dork?  She said "chillaxing" the other day in front of me and Madden, and we were all like "really Blake?"  She tried, so I'll give her a little bit of credit.

Okay, so back to tonight's schedule.  After dinner I'll totally Facebook, and then maybe take that iPad thingy out of the box.  My dad (Sheldon) gave it to me for Valentine's Day.  I got him a card.  Whoops. Blake got a necklace, and she said she loved it, but I think she loves the Tiffany box just as much. So I've got One Tree Hill at 8, Life Unexpected at 9 and then I so have to watch last night's Big Love before I go to bed.  So, as you can see, I'm booked!

I need a snack.  When is dinner?

Kisses -

A.S.

BTVS Marathon Continues

So how lucky is Sarah Michelle Gellar anyway?  Married to FPJ? Smokin bod and years of BTVS reunions ahead of her. I wonder what she's up to?  Okay back to more serious items.  Willow just tried to work some spell and it's backfired on her.  The good news is that this "alter-Willow" has a much better sense of style.  She went and got push-up bra for her little peanut boobs, and she's in all leather.  Finally.  Now we need her to stop talking like she's got mashed potatoes in her mouth.

So, as you can see, I figured out how to upload pictures.  Well, I guess I shouldn't really say figured out, because there's a big button that says "add an image."  So, it really wasn't that big of a deal.

My big question today is for the school administrator of Sunnydale High.  It seems that in virtually every episode, Buffy and her cadre of teen slaying friends, destroy the school library killing all the demons from The Hellmouth.  I'm talking about all the windows breaking, books on fire, chairs smashed over the library desks and the lights shattering sparks all over the carpet.  Not once has any one questioned the cost to have everything fixed.  Like aren't the janitors all like "really? again?."  And how come no one calls the Superintendant to let her know what's going on virtually every night?  Well, I guess I have bigger problems.  Like, what am I going to wear to school tomorrow? It's not global warming, but I have a closet full of new spring skirts, and I can't wear them until it warms up.  I'm so over winter. What is this? Fargo?

Mom's calling. BRB.

Kisses -

A.S.

I'm so blogging from the bus

Oh my Blog!  I totally just figured out how to post while I'm on the bus.  Loving my iPhone.  Dad's fat and bald, but when it comes to technology he totally hooks me up. I guess he's not that bad.  So, I have 6 episodes left of season 3, but I can't not talk about what I now know.  So, Faith (Eliza Dushku) has officially made it over to the dark side, and has joined forces with the mayor of Sunnydale. I don't trust her.

Willow is becoming a witch and just threw a pencil into the side of a tree with her mind.  You would think she'd use some of her spells to get herself some new clothes.  Here's an idea Will...try wearing a bra.  You're little mosquito bites are poking through your shirt like erasers on all those pencils.  I hope she decides to go to college next season and it's far away from Sunnydale.

Xander and Faith just bumped uglies in the last episode.  Xander is getting cuter every season.  I so need to IMDB him and find out what he's doing these days.  We all know by now that Angel moved on to his own show and is now the hunky man meat on Bones.  I so want to marry him.

Willow is torturing me with her wardrobe slections.  She's wearing an oversized knit pink v-neck with plastic daisies around the caller.  Willow?  Are you like 4?

Oh, no, almost home.  Better shut down.

Kisses -

A.S.

Season 3 is Almost Over

So, just to let you know what a good friend I am, I am watching all seven seasons of Buffy the Vampire Slayer (henceforth known as BTVS) for my friends, C & C. This has been so not as easy as I thought it would be. First of all there are like 22 episodes per season (you do the math), and as much as I hated the first few episodes of season 1, I think I'm officially in love with Angel, so I must press on. 

I don't live under a rock so I've heard some of the things that I'm giong to find out.  Like gross Willow (you know her as the Band Camp chick from those awesome American Pie movies) ends up liking chicks.  I feel badly for all the chicks at Sunnydale High because I bet her breath smells like old milk. She's nasty, and like I realize this was filmed in the 90's, but overalls everyday to school.  Really Willow?

I think it would be sick to be a slayer.  I would totally start with all those dark EMOs over at Hot Topic.  What's their deal anyway?  It's like, "Attention guys. When your clothes are being sold at the mall, you are officially mainstream."  They need my guidance.

Better than being a slayer, would be to live in Cordelia's shoes for like just one day.  Loving her.  She's got the best body and hair.  Buffy and I would be like the best friends, but I wouldn't be able to hang out with Willow.  It's not like she's a skeez or anything, but the baby-talk-voice and purple hat both have to go before I'd be caught dead with her.  I'm all for buying your clothes at TJ Maxx, but let's not advertise it.  Right?

I gotta motor, but I'll check back with you after I get home from school. 

Kisses -

A.S